World's Youngest Author

Six-year-old Christopher Beale, who lives in Switzerland, now holds the record for being the world's youngest author. He finished his five-chapter book, This and Last Season's Excursions, when he was six years and 118 days old... beating the previous record-holder by 42 days. The kid has his own aptly named website entitled "A Portrait of the Artist as a Very Young Man."
I hear news like this and I feel like I need to get my act together and do something with my life before it's too late...